Defending our club in the office/classroom

[Bornadog]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

I never defended following the club, I just ignored people having a go at me.

[LostDoggy]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

I talk about the character of our players such as the hard working Cross, or in the past, Chris Grant's self sacrifice. I talk about how we have assembled a genuinely good group of people who appear to have the right values and a concern for the underprivileged. And how that means so much more to me.... so the winning of a premiership will be ever so much sweeter. 'It's in my heart, it's in my soul.......'

[LostDoggy]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

But I don't want to lie...

Ha Ha yeah true! At least you can make them feel like their life is not as interesting and meaningful. Actually who am I kidding, footy rules my weekends!

[LostDoggy]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

Still haven't developed a good comeback to Adelaide supporters - especially when they say how good it was to win the flag in 1997

At least we don't live in Adelaide, at least our Safeways stay open past 6pm, at least we don't shag our sisters, your water tastes like shit, Brett Burton looks like Big Bird from Sesame Street, so the appropriate suspension for bashing your wife ala Nathan Bock is 'indefinitely' ie. one week, is that the extent of how high you blokes can count? it's a good thing you haven't won more premierships then, wouldn't want your brain to hurt now would we, talk to me half an hour later when you've caught up, how many times have you lost to Port etc. etc. etc.

And finally.. Graham Cornes. 'Nuff said.

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** no disrespect meant to our SA Woofers!!!

[LostDoggy]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

Adelaide supporters: Your club is from SA. That in itself should be a crime.

Brisbane: You had to swallow up a club to become successful. If it weren't for Fitzroy you've be wallowing in the cesspool that was the old Gabba.

Carlton: If you're club isn't cheating, its taking drugs, offering bribes to players or taking photos of wemen without consent.

Collingwood: You've won 1 flag in 50 years and most of your success came when a criminal was bankrolling your club.

Essendon: You realise that now that Kevin Sheedy is gone you've got Buckley's of another flag for 20 years, right?

Fremantle: You've made the finals twice in 15 years. Any chance of doing something with your spot in the league.

Geelong: So who's going to be caught next dealing drugs?

Hawthorn: Isn't your best player one failed test away from 12 weeks off?

Melbourne: Sorry, I didn't recognise you without your Land Rover and Skis

North Melbourne: You should get back that bloke that carried you to two flags. Wayne... something?

Port Adelaide: You're going broke in a two-team town. How does that happen?

Richmond: Our lack of success? I don't even need to bother.

StKilda: See above

Sydney: Isn't it amazing what a quality midfield and attacking footy does for a big forward?

West Coast: How does it feel knowing the best player in the comp carried your club for 5 years.

Please, stop my ribs are sore and I cannot get back my breath!

[Twodogs]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

Still haven't developed a good comeback to Adelaide supporters - especially when they say how good it was to win the flag in 1997

As others have pointed out they have to live in Adelaide and tht'a the karma right there!

[Bornadog]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

At least we don't live in Adelaide, at least our Safeways stay open past 6pm, at least we don't shag our sisters, your water tastes like shit, Brett Burton looks like Big Bird from Sesame Street, so the appropriate suspension for bashing your wife ala Nathan Bock is 'indefinitely' ie. one week, is that the extent of how high you blokes can count? it's a good thing you haven't won more premierships then, wouldn't want your brain to hurt now would we, talk to me half an hour later when you've caught up, how many times have you lost to Port etc. etc. etc.

And finally.. Graham Cornes. 'Nuff said.

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** no disrespect meant to our SA Woofers!!!

But basically you love Adelaide

[LostDoggy]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

At least we don't live in Adelaide, at least our Safeways stay open past 6pm, at least we don't shag our sisters, your water tastes like shit, Brett Burton looks like Big Bird from Sesame Street, so the appropriate suspension for bashing your wife ala Nathan Bock is 'indefinitely' ie. one week, is that the extent of how high you blokes can count? it's a good thing you haven't won more premierships then, wouldn't want your brain to hurt now would we, talk to me half an hour later when you've caught up, how many times have you lost to Port etc. etc. etc.

And finally.. Graham Cornes. 'Nuff said.

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** no disrespect meant to our SA Woofers!!!

I'm cut

[hujsh]

Re: Defending our club in the office/classroom

At least we don't live in Adelaide, at least our Safeways stay open past 6pm, at least we don't shag our sisters, your water tastes like shit, Brett Burton looks like Big Bird from Sesame Street, so the appropriate suspension for bashing your wife ala Nathan Bock is 'indefinitely' ie. one week, is that the extent of how high you blokes can count? it's a good thing you haven't won more premierships then, wouldn't want your brain to hurt now would we, talk to me half an hour later when you've caught up, how many times have you lost to Port etc. etc. etc.

And finally.. Graham Cornes. 'Nuff said.

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** no disrespect meant to our SA Woofers!!!

Should say daughters after the Deaves.