Round #9 - Slaps and Sledges

[Topdog]

Re: Round #9 - Slaps and Sledges

Slap: My son for needing a bath at about the 15th minute of the 3rd quarter thus making me not witness the last 12 goals conceded.

Slap: Morris - chewing out the midfield group at 3qtr time for not manning up.

Sledge: Still too early to be constructive but our persistence in having no one in the F50.

[Mofra]

Re: Round #9 - Slaps and Sledges

Slaps:
Sherman - ran hard all day
Gia & Jones - just kept presenting. Our only two forwards really
Libba - Is just time away from being elite

Sledge:
Workrate of almost everyone else
Tommy's body language in the 1st quarter - standing on the mark with hands on hips is a terrible look so early in the game. At leasT put one hand in the air!
Rucks - smashed today. Hudson gave way too many easy frees.

Worst of all;
Midfield/clearances set up. How many times did we get sucked into the contest or too close to the pack, only to have the ball belted away and West Coast players already spreading?
It's happened over the last two years far too often.

[the banker]

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Slaps
Libba, Jones and Sherman

Sledge
Coaching panel. Our game plan is redundant.

[Sedat]

Re: Round #9 - Slaps and Sledges

Slap to wifey, who organised a function for yesterday afternoon that ensured I was blissfully exempt from watching the carnage - I couldn't delete the game from my IQ quickly enough when I got home.

[Bornadog]

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Slap to wifey, who organised a function for yesterday afternoon that ensured I was blissfully exempt from watching the carnage - I couldn't delete the game from my IQ quickly enough when I got home.

Sedat, you didn't watch hit, great viewing (if your a West Coast fan)

[Sedat]

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Sedat, you didn't watch hit, great viewing (if your a West Coast fan)

My last live Bulldog experience was a contented one against the Tigers a week ago - I have an almost fetish like desire to want to watch the car crash, just so my brain can process how we can play a match where we are -60 for contested possessions (is that even possible?), -100 for posessions, -35 for inside 50's, etc...

[LostDoggy]

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No analysis required sedat. Sack the coach and all will be fixed. Players obviously robots and were programmed incorrectly.

[Sedat]

Re: Round #9 - Slaps and Sledges

No analysis required sedat. Sack the coach and all will be fixed. Players obviously robots and were programmed incorrectly.

I sincerely hope our president doesn't succumb to the implied pressure from external forces to make any rash, ill-thought, kneejerk decisions that will have absolutely no impact on season 2011. Replace Rocket with one of his assistants? The same people that are in MC with Rocket? We all need to get a grip. Season's end will be the time to assess onfield and footy dept personnel, not Round 9.

Game plans don't make you lose games by 20 goals, intensity of effort of playing group does.

[LostDoggy]

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Sledge: people are being overly positive about those pigeons. I didn't see much tackling or chasing from them, and their lack of run cost us dearly.

For a majority of the game the pigeon closest to the forward pocket with a clear eating disorder had free range while the Tom Williams-esque pigeon in the goal square, lacking a few preseasons, gave the former far too much room to move, failing to plant the seeds of doubt.

[LostDoggy]

Re: Round #9 - Slaps and Sledges

Slap to wifey, who organised a function for yesterday afternoon that ensured I was blissfully exempt from watching the carnage - I couldn't delete the game from my IQ quickly enough when I got home.

Sedat, you're the luckiest person on this forum from the weekend. Should ask the Hugs to organise a few more functions for at least the next 3 weeks.

[westbulldog]

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Slaps
The future looks good for Libba and Jones.
Picken - another 10 of him please.


Slaps
To those who meekly capitulated.

[AndrewP6]

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Slap - My friend for organising dinner at 6.30, meaning I had to leave to get there on time.

Sledge - Blokes masquerading as WB players.

[ratsmac]

Re: Round #9 - Slaps and Sledges

Slap -
- Me for letting my emotions settle before posting to this thread.
- Libba, Morris, Picken. All looked to be trying at least.

Sledge -
- The whole team for not playing like a team with any effort. Are we fit?
- Me for turning off the T.V before the game finished. Not my style but I didn't want to throw a stubby at the LCD telly.