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  • Ghost Dog
    WOOF Member
    • May 2010
    • 9404

    Dear Santa....

    Dear Santa, please bring me a luv-er-ly smokey to replace Jayden Schofield ( Somehow the name 'Jayden' has a bit if a jinx for me, similar to 'Jordan' )

    A wonderful smokey, Santa, who busts a nut, a beautiful set of feet, nice hands and no dickheads...please Santa...oh please.

    Wot ya want fer Christmus then wooferz?
    You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. ― Epicurus
  • Daughter of the West
    WOOF Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 918

    #2
    Re: Dear Santa....

    Dear Santa

    Aside from premiership (but I'd prefer we got that all off our own back), I would loooooooovvvvveeee a season with no injuries. No broken bones, no dislocated limbs, no muscle tears, no ACLs or PCLs done over. I understand, Santa, I realise that it is a really big ask, so I won't be too upset if we encounter the odd strain now and then.

    It would also be great if you could throw in the boys currently in Rehab to be fit, firing and champing at the bit at round one. (I don't ask for much, do I?)

    Love DOTW
    Wake me up when we get to heaven, let me sleep if we're going to hell

    Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath

    And we all found heaven - 2016 Premiers!

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    • Maddog37
      WOOF Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 3132

      #3
      Re: Dear Santa....

      I want a new knee for Adam Cooney and For Brian to get back to his best and shut a few people up.

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      • LostDoggy
        WOOF Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 8307

        #4
        Re: Dear Santa....

        Dear Santa,

        Please bring me my membership fulfillment packs for the kids before Christmas. That is all.

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        • AndrewP6
          Bulldog Team of the Century
          • Jan 2009
          • 8142

          #5
          Re: Dear Santa....

          I want a season where I can go to the footy and not think "Oh God, here we go again"....
          [B][COLOR="#0000CD"]Our club was born in blood and boots, not in AFL focus groups.[/COLOR][/B]

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          • anfo27
            WOOF Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 2002

            #6
            Re: Dear Santa....

            Dear Santa

            Would love a new stadium deal, preferably one where we don't get screwed. Oh and if you could do something about that damn Kerry O'Keefe laughing at every damn thing he says that would be a bonus.

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            • azabob
              Hall of Fame
              • Sep 2008
              • 15314

              #7
              Re: Dear Santa....

              Originally posted by anfo27
              Dear Santa

              Would love a new stadium deal, preferably one where we don't get screwed. Oh and if you could do something about that damn Kerry O'Keefe laughing at every damn thing he says that would be a bonus.
              But everything Kerry says is funny, just ask him!
              Seriously though lay off Kerry he is brillant to listen to. Oh and the added bonus is he drives my girlfriend crazy.
              More of an In Bruges guy?

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              • LostDoggy
                WOOF Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 8307

                #8
                Re: Dear Santa....

                Dear Santa, I reckon I've been really good this year, so if you could possibly find it in your heart to bring me a Bulldogs premiership in 2012, I would be very happy and I promise I will never ask for anything else again! Umm, maybe I had better not be so hasty, I mean back to backs would be pretty grand, wouldn't they! Hehehehe!

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                • Murphy'sLore
                  WOOF Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 2085

                  #9
                  Re: Dear Santa....

                  Dear Santa,
                  Breakout seasons for a few young players would be nice (heck, why not all of them?); no scandals; no major injuries; and can we please beat the Pies at least once.

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                  • Missing-Dog
                    WOOF Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 3102

                    #10
                    Re: Dear Santa....

                    Originally posted by Murphy'sLore
                    Dear Santa,
                    Breakout seasons for a few young players would be nice (heck, why not all of them?); no scandals; no major injuries; and can we please beat the Pies at least once.
                    Amen!

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                    • Remi Moses
                      WOOF Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 14785

                      #11
                      Re: Dear Santa....

                      Originally posted by anfo27
                      Dear Santa

                      Would love a new stadium deal, preferably one where we don't get screwed. Oh and if you could do something about that damn Kerry O'Keefe laughing at every damn thing he says that would be a bonus.
                      His comment on improving the light by bringing Warney out to smile was comedy gold.

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                      • anfo27
                        WOOF Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2002

                        #12
                        Re: Dear Santa....

                        Originally posted by Remi Moses
                        His comment on improving the light by bringing Warney out to smile was comedy gold.
                        I did hear that one but nobody laughed more than Kerry, he usually can't even finish his joke before his laughing his head off. I find him annoying but i know most people like him.

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                        • Bornadog
                          WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 66727

                          #13
                          Re: Dear Santa....

                          Originally posted by Remi Moses
                          His comment on improving the light by bringing Warney out to smile was comedy gold.
                          and today when he said - Warne is back (referring to T20) - He wants to give something back to cricket. Kerry then laughing - the million dollars helps as well. I would give something back for a million
                          FFC: Established 1883

                          Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                          • ledge
                            Hall of Fame
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 14313

                            #14
                            Re: Dear Santa....

                            Kerry is soooo funny
                            Bring back the biff

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                            • anfo27
                              WOOF Member
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 2002

                              #15
                              Re: Dear Santa....

                              Originally posted by ledge
                              Kerry is soooo funny
                              Yeah i have a few mates who love Kerry so i'm definately in the minority.

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