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  • jeemak
    Bulldog Legend
    • Oct 2010
    • 21579

    Re: Football Commentators

    Originally posted by azabob
    Bruce managed to say Collingwood like to go backwards, sidewards and then thrust.... like now...
    That's normal and we're bonkers mate.
    TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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    • Happy Days
      Hall of Fame
      • May 2008
      • 10087

      Re: Football Commentators

      Cool to hear Jobe “Feminist” Watson gush over De Goey’s return from his “hiccup” (so described by Bruce). Great to see Seven stick to their brand of being as offensive and vanilla as possible at the same time.
      - I'm a visionary - Only here to confirm my biases -

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      • soupman
        Bulldog Team of the Century
        • Nov 2007
        • 5091

        Re: Football Commentators

        Originally posted by Happy Days
        Cool to hear Jobe “Feminist” Watson gush over De Goey’s return from his “hiccup” (so described by Bruce). Great to see Seven stick to their brand of being as offensive and vanilla as possible at the same time.
        What do we expect from a commentary crew that spends half it's nights gushing over Carey.
        I should leave it alone but you're not right

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        • GVGjr
          Moderator
          • Nov 2006
          • 44293

          Re: Football Commentators

          Originally posted by jeemak
          Now they're talking about decathlons. Anything they possibly can to avoid talking about the game.

          Name me a sport as quick as Australian Rules where the commentators talk about that shit.
          It's infuriating.
          Western Bulldogs Football Club "Where it's cool to drool"

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          • Twodogs
            Moderator
            • Nov 2006
            • 27654

            Re: Football Commentators

            Originally posted by jeemak
            Yeah I think Soup posted that in another thread from last week, definitely belongs here.

            The broadcast needs a massive shake up from the jingoistic and simplistic rubbish we get now, and I really hope the AFL aside from dollars actually looks for real innovation, not mega wall bullshit innovation, to shift the dial on the TV product to make it more sophisticated.

            When the virus hit and assistant coaches and club folks were stood down for this year and in many cases likely for next and beyond, I figured it would be a great opportunity to bring some of these people into the broadcast space. They'd probably do work for free to maintain a profile in some cases, and the product would be much better for it.

            But no, we get shots of fans at home, another segment on Danger lusting after a premiership and in jokes amongst ex players fawned at by sycophantic perverts like Bruce and Hame.

            Having been away and not exposed to AFL commentary to any large extent last year, and only catching a Dogs game each week, sometimes without sound, I can assure what we experience on FTA with Taylor and Bruce is definitely *!*!*!*!ing weird. A year away is all it takes to realise it. Think about it in terms of how ridiculous some of the overzealous soccer commentary sounded from some South American nations in the nineties. It's that bad or worse.

            Danger danger danger danger danger danger, Butler, danger danger danger danger danger, Butler Butler. Seriously, I mean that isn't valuable on an informative or entertainment level. It's just shouting, it happens every week, and it's pathetic.
            I'm glad you mentioned soccer. What's wrong with the model they use. Call the player's who is controlling the ball name out, no histrionics, no hyperbole and the special comments guy actually only speaks when there is something worth mentioning. Treat the viewing public with a bit of respect. Let the game be the star.

            I didn't watch the game tonight because I didn't want to hear the crap from the commentary box.
            They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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            • jeemak
              Bulldog Legend
              • Oct 2010
              • 21579

              Re: Football Commentators

              Originally posted by Happy Days
              Cool to hear Jobe “Feminist” Watson gush over De Goey’s return from his “hiccup” (so described by Bruce). Great to see Seven stick to their brand of being as offensive and vanilla as possible at the same time.
              I was outside for a moment when he was interviewed, but knew it was completely off. Why would they even bother with it....I know, because being an alleged sex offender is par for the course in the AFL.
              TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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              • jeemak
                Bulldog Legend
                • Oct 2010
                • 21579

                Re: Football Commentators

                Originally posted by Twodogs
                I'm glad you mentioned soccer. What's wrong with the model they use. Call the player's who is controlling the ball name out, no histrionics, no hyperbole and the special comments guy actually only speaks when there is something worth mentioning. Treat the viewing public with a bit of respect. Let the game be the star.

                I didn't watch the game tonight because I didn't want to hear the crap from the commentary box.
                Soccer commentary is excellent. I can understand the deviation away from what's happening directly on screen in golf and cricket for instance, because it takes a long time for things to happen in those sports. But Aussie rules shouldn't need that, as soon as there is a break in the play bang, hit us up with something meaningful and get back to it.
                TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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                • jeemak
                  Bulldog Legend
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 21579

                  Re: Football Commentators

                  Originally posted by GVGjr
                  It's infuriating.
                  It's just so bloody strange. There's too much happening on the field to ignore but they do it over and over again.
                  TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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                  • Bornadog
                    WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 66106

                    Re: Football Commentators

                    Originally posted by Happy Days
                    Cool to hear Jobe “Feminist” Watson gush over De Goey’s return from his “hiccup” (so described by Bruce). Great to see Seven stick to their brand of being as offensive and vanilla as possible at the same time.
                    Some women on twitter are appalled by these comments - I don't blame them
                    FFC: Established 1883

                    Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                    • GVGjr
                      Moderator
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 44293

                      Re: Football Commentators

                      Originally posted by Happy Days
                      Cool to hear Jobe “Feminist” Watson gush over De Goey’s return from his “hiccup” (so described by Bruce). Great to see Seven stick to their brand of being as offensive and vanilla as possible at the same time.
                      Bruce has apologized and acknowledged his error. I don't think he meant to minimise the seriousness of the charge in front of De Goey
                      Western Bulldogs Football Club "Where it's cool to drool"

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                      • comrade
                        Hall of Fame
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 17921

                        Re: Football Commentators

                        The infuriating part is that due to no competition the ratings are always good, so they can just point to the numbers and say 'see, the audience likes what we're doing'.

                        In reality, you could pipe in monkey sounds from the orangutan enclosure at the Melbourne Zoo and it'd be just as enjoyable and no less insightful than the **** they serve up on CH7.
                        Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.

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                        • 1eyedog
                          Hall of Fame
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 13187

                          Re: Football Commentators

                          Is there a way or marrying a radio broadcast to the telly without the delay?

                          I watched last night's game on mute but can't do that tonight.
                          But then again, I'm an Internet poster and Bevo is a premiership coach so draw your own conclusions.

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                          • GVGjr
                            Moderator
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 44293

                            Re: Football Commentators

                            Originally posted by 1eyedog
                            Is there a way or marrying a radio broadcast to the telly without the delay?

                            I watched last night's game on mute but can't do that tonight.
                            I wish that could be easily done
                            Western Bulldogs Football Club "Where it's cool to drool"

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                            • Grantysghost
                              Bouncing Strong
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 18898

                              Re: Football Commentators

                              Originally posted by GVGjr
                              I wish that could be easily done
                              I do it GVGjr, usually when I'm casting the game or watching on Foxtel I pause the video until the radio feed catches up. You can get them all through the AFL app. I think it's listen live. But as you say can be a bit tricky if you haven't the tech skills and can stand the mucking about! Anything to avoid BT for me.
                              BT COME BACK!​

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                              • Bornadog
                                WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 66106

                                Re: Football Commentators

                                Originally posted by Grantysghost
                                I do it GVGjr, usually when I'm casting the game or watching on Foxtel I pause the video until the radio feed catches up. You can get them all through the AFL app. I think it's listen live. But as you say can be a bit tricky if you haven't the tech skills and can stand the mucking about! Anything to avoid BT for me.
                                I still don't get how you do this? The TV broadcast is behind the radio. The radio is live, as it happens. Unless you are saying the AFL app is behind.
                                FFC: Established 1883

                                Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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