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  • LostDoggy
    WOOF Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 8307

    Merry Christmas

    I'm about to call it quits for 2011 and hit the office christmas party - cab home.

    I wish all Woofers a very Merry christmas and a great New Year culminating in a premiership for the Bullies. Before I go I want to leave you with an example of my kind of hunour.

    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Schooner of New"
    The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
    man, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says," 168."
    The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
    exploration and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
    The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Schooner of New"
    Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks,
    "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "100."
    The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
    He goes back into the bar.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
    The robot leans in real close and asks, "
    So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?"


    Hahahahahahaahaha
  • LostDoggy
    WOOF Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 8307

    #2
    Re: Merry Christmas

    My husband told me this joke this morning!!

    Yes., we're all hoping for a Bulldogs premiership in 2012. I even asked Santa for one at Barry Hall's book signing the other week!!

    Have a lovely Christmas too EJ, enjoy your work Christmas Party.

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    • boydogs
      WOOF Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 5844

      #3
      Re: Merry Christmas

      Merry Christmas everyone
      If you kicked five goals and Tom Boyd kicked five goals, Tom Boyd kicked more goals than you.

      Formerly gogriff

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      • Missing-Dog
        WOOF Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 3102

        #4
        Re: Merry Christmas

        Originally posted by EJ Smith
        I'm about to call it quits for 2011 and hit the office christmas party - cab home.

        I wish all Woofers a very Merry christmas and a great New Year culminating in a premiership for the Bullies. Before I go I want to leave you with an example of my kind of hunour.

        Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender The robot says, "What will you have?"
        The guy says, "Schooner of New"
        The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
        man, "What's your IQ?"
        The guy says," 168."
        The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
        exploration and medical technology.

        The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
        The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
        The guy says, "Schooner of New"
        Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks,
        "What's your IQ?"
        The guy says, "100."
        The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

        The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
        He goes back into the bar.
        The robot says, "What will you have?"
        The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
        The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
        The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
        The robot leans in real close and asks, "
        So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?"


        Hahahahahahaahaha

        LMAO I LOVE IT!

        Merry xmas every1

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        • LostDoggy
          WOOF Member
          • Jan 2007
          • 8307

          #5
          Re: Merry Christmas

          Love it EJ.

          I think the second paragraph is almost as funny as the third.

          Have a great Christmas dude. Go the Dogs!

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          • westdog54
            Bulldog Team of the Century
            • Jan 2007
            • 6686

            #6
            Re: Merry Christmas

            Originally posted by EJ Smith
            I'm about to call it quits for 2011 and hit the office christmas party - cab home.

            I wish all Woofers a very Merry christmas and a great New Year culminating in a premiership for the Bullies. Before I go I want to leave you with an example of my kind of hunour.

            Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender The robot says, "What will you have?"
            The guy says, "Schooner of New"
            The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
            man, "What's your IQ?"
            The guy says," 168."
            The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
            exploration and medical technology.

            The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
            The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
            The guy says, "Schooner of New"
            Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks,
            "What's your IQ?"
            The guy says, "100."
            The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

            The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
            He goes back into the bar.
            The robot says, "What will you have?"
            The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
            The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
            The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
            The robot leans in real close and asks, "
            So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?"


            Hahahahahahaahaha
            Absolutely love it.

            A Merry Christmas to all.

            I'll let Stephen Fry tell one of my favourite Christmas jokes as it deson't look as good on paper.

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            • LostDoggy
              WOOF Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 8307

              #7
              Re: Merry Christmas

              Great Jokes.

              Merry Xmas to all, hope its an over-eating and over-drinking great time.

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              • the banker
                WOOF Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 453

                #8
                Re: Merry Christmas

                Thanks to all the woofers a terrific year of opinion and comraderie and Merry Christmas to all.

                Hope the real presents don't arrive till September 2012.
                WesternOval'61

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                • I'm Not Bitter Anymore!
                  WOOF Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1099

                  #9
                  Re: Merry Christmas

                  Originally posted by theimmortalmike
                  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. Eat too much, drink too much and get annoyed with your respective families. Ahh the Holidays...
                  Consider it done. Merry Christmas everyone. Isn't the world going to end this time next year?

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                  • Daughter of the West
                    WOOF Member
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 918

                    #10
                    Re: Merry Christmas

                    Originally posted by Im Not Bitter
                    Consider it done. Merry Christmas everyone. Isn't the world going to end this time next year?
                    It better not, world's not allowed to end until we have another premiership! Unless, of course, we win it next year

                    Merry Christmas everyone! Have a safe and happy holiday break.
                    Wake me up when we get to heaven, let me sleep if we're going to hell

                    Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath

                    And we all found heaven - 2016 Premiers!

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                    • dadsgirl16
                      Draftee
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 732

                      #11
                      Re: Merry Christmas

                      Wishing you and yours a Merry Chrissy and here's hoping a Wonderful 2012!!

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                      • Bornadog
                        WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 66746

                        #12
                        Re: Merry Christmas

                        All the best to all the WOOFers and a safe and happy New year.
                        FFC: Established 1883

                        Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                        • Max469
                          WOOF Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 568

                          #13
                          Re: Merry Christmas

                          Merry Christmas everyone

                          Be safe.
                          [B][FONT="Book Antiqua"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][I]I bleed Red,White & Blue[/I][/COLOR] [/FONT][/B]

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                          • BulldogBelle
                            WOOF Member
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5284

                            #14
                            Re: Merry Christmas

                            Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to you all! Stay safe and enjoy the festivities.

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                            • KT31
                              Bulldog Team of the Century
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 5454

                              #15
                              Re: Merry Christmas

                              Merry Christmas everyone and have a safe New Year.
                              Go Doggies.
                              It's better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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