Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

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  • jeemak
    Bulldog Legend
    • Oct 2010
    • 21831

    Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

    I don't have any jokes to tell. All I have is well wishes to you all that should probably be despensed towards you throughout the year, rather than at the time where the sky fairy and his pals get a bloody good wrap for doing, well, not a great deal at all!

    So, Merry Grinchmas my friends. Let's hope:

    - Lindsay Gilbee goes out on a good note over the next year or so, and teaches a few of our players how to kick

    - Higgo gets through a year without groin, elbow, ankle or effort related injuiries

    - Hargraves (sic) gets on the park to dominate small forwards, and not give away random free kicks against the tall ones

    - Tom Williams shows his slow progress to this point has been worth it and becomes a merely competent KPD

    - Mitch Wallis doesn't find himself on a "who's in the gun" thread

    - Patrick Veszpremi doesn't look like a dear in the headlights and actually shows what a smooth player he can be

    - Adam Cooney isn't FUBAR

    - Justin Sherman's jumper doesn't get pulled down to the point where his horrible stickers are bared to all of the 15, 466 Melbournians watching our Sunday twighlight game versus Melbourne in round 4

    - Brian Lake doesn't have another season full of rubbish to the point where he talks to Anthony Hudson

    Anyway, I think I've been self-indulgent enough. Post your Bah-Humbug type posts in this thread.

    Mods, if you want it shut down, I understand. Just want to get it all out before we get too festive.
    TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.
  • LostDoggy
    WOOF Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 8307

    #2
    Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

    This is some funny shit.

    Merry Grinchmas!

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    • EasternWest
      Hall of Fame
      • Aug 2009
      • 10002

      #3
      Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

      Hargraves (sic). Comedy gold. Griffin (sic) would approve.
      "It's over. It's all over."

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      • Ghost Dog
        WOOF Member
        • May 2010
        • 9404

        #4
        Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

        Hoping we get off to a better start to the year than hijinks in Hong Kong.
        You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. ― Epicurus

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        • AndrewP6
          Bulldog Team of the Century
          • Jan 2009
          • 8142

          #5
          Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

          Originally posted by EasternWest
          Hargraves (sic). Comedy gold. Griffin (sic) would approve.
          So would Smorgan (sic)
          [B][COLOR="#0000CD"]Our club was born in blood and boots, not in AFL focus groups.[/COLOR][/B]

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          • jeemak
            Bulldog Legend
            • Oct 2010
            • 21831

            #6
            Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

            I really want to stop posting when I'm drunk.
            TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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            • GVGjr
              Moderator
              • Nov 2006
              • 44645

              #7
              Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

              wanting to is the first step towards recovery. Nothing can be achieved without you first wanting to.
              Western Bulldogs Football Club "Where it's cool to drool"

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              • jeemak
                Bulldog Legend
                • Oct 2010
                • 21831

                #8
                Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                It's just that sometimes I have really important things I need to get off my chest.
                TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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                • Dancin' Douggy
                  WOOF Member
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 2876

                  #9
                  Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                  Originally posted by jeemak
                  I really want to stop posting when I'm drunk.
                  Please don't stop posting when you're drunk.

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                  • LostDoggy
                    WOOF Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 8307

                    #10
                    Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                    Originally posted by Dancin' Douggy
                    Please don't stop posting when you're drunk.
                    Agree wholeheartedly.

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                    • LostDoggy
                      WOOF Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 8307

                      #11
                      Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                      Originally posted by Dancin' Douggy
                      Please don't stop posting when you're drunk.
                      Yep, keep em coming!!

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                      • jeemak
                        Bulldog Legend
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 21831

                        #12
                        Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                        Thank you all for your posts of support. It really does make a difference at a time of year which is one to reflect on past deeds and those of the future.

                        My compulsion to post drunk whilst altruistic to a point, cannot be seen by any reasonable reader as being for the greater good of this forum on a long term basis.

                        My thoughts are with you at a time where you forgive all of the bogans you have to share time with on NYE, and clean up after on NYD in the wake of their boorish behaviour.

                        Piece (sic)
                        TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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                        • Chicago1
                          WOOF Member
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 398

                          #13
                          Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                          [Collingwood supporter] Ya spelled peace and sick wrong ya dumy![/Collingwood supporter]
                          47 year Doggie member

                          I'm home...

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                          • westdog54
                            Bulldog Team of the Century
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6686

                            #14
                            Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                            Originally posted by jeemak
                            I really want to stop posting when I'm drunk.
                            Originally posted by Dancin' Douggy
                            Please don't stop posting when you're drunk.
                            Originally posted by Lantern
                            Agree wholeheartedly.
                            Fortunately the moderators don't have access to remote user breath testing technology.

                            Having said that I'm sure we could bluff some internet users into believing it was possible.

                            I heard a story once about a couple of detectives in the US who interrogated a suspect using their 'lie detector'. It basically comprised of a metal vegetable colander placed on the suspect's head, connected by alligator clips to a photocopier. Everytime the crook answered a question that the detectives didn't think was true they'd press the button on the photocopier, which would spit out a piece of paper with the words "I'm lying" on it, which was conveniently sitting inside the photocopier.

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                            • LostDoggy
                              WOOF Member
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 8307

                              #15
                              Re: Merry Grinchmas - Bah Humbug

                              Heard that one also. It's been used on Alan Didak.

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