Build your model bulldog player

[always right]

Got this idea from the Herald Sun and thought it might be a bit of fun at a time when there is not a lot to celebrate.

Build your perfect bulldogs player taking the best feature of our current squad. Up to you which feature you want to use and how many. Here's my attempt.

Contested marking - Brian Lake
Courage - Daniel Cross
Pace - Ryan Griffen
Disposal - Bob Murphy
Evasiveness - Luke Dahlhaus
Competitiveness - Liam Picken

[LostDoggy]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Speed - JJ
Kicking - Cooney
Competiveness - Dahlhaus
Courage - Crossy
Team spirit - Dale Morris
Footy nouse - Griffen
Pressure - Picken

[Maddog37]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Dale Morris.

[Ghost Dog]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Mullet: Danny Southern
Hips: Brad Hardy
Sharp elbows: Ted Whitten
Guns and Tattoo: Barry Hall

[chef]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Chris Grant.

[The Pie Man]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Chris Grant.

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought '22 Chris Grants will do, with perhaps some variation in height for certain parts of the ground, but Turtle all the same'

[Bulldog Revolution]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Evasiveness: Griffen
Courage: Cross
Workrate: Boyd
Kicking: Gilbee

[LostDoggy]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

A pinch of Lake for marking, a dash of Cross & Picken for courage, a smoothering of Morris for dedication to the team, alot of Dahlhaus for evasive ability and the smarts of Murphy to read the play all in the body of Minson (the truck).

Huh look at that I just made Kouta........

[stefoid]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Dalhaus - hair
Huddo - beard
Mulligan - right knee
Cooney - rest of body

edit: forgot the beard. 10 kudos points to anyone who can photoshop this player!

[Ghost Dog]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Evasiveness: Griffen
Courage: Cross
Workrate: Boyd
Kicking: Gilbee

which year?

[westdog54]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Lets see, I'll take Cross' marking, durability, courage and professionalism, Griffen's speed, Murphy's evasiveness and composure, Dahlhaus' competitiveness, Picken's mongrel and aggression, Williams' athleticism, Gia's kicking and leadership and Lake's ability to read the play.

[LostDoggy]

Re: Build your model bulldog player

Kate Beckinsale's face,
Kim Kardashians Butt,
Kate Upton's breasts...........
...........Um sorry.....What were we taliking about?