New Campaign: Extendabonts

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Re: New Campaign: Extendabonts

Just announced on the Footy Show by Damian Barrett that the club is going to extend The Bont's contract to the end of 2017. Good to hear they're locking him away.

Shit. So Collingwood it is then. Bastards.

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Re: New Campaign: Extendabonts

I am bitterly disappointed that we didn't sign him until 2477, given by that stage he will have just stopped growing and should be hitting his peak. he should have also bred by then and we have 10-12 generations of Bonts running around.

Ive also updated our children's organ donation cards that they can only be used when Bont or Bonts offspring needs them, that includes while they are still alive.

I was however creully denied, when during a moment of passion with the missus I yelled out "The bont!" to which i copped a right hook.

In all seriousness, well done to the club for extending his contract.