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  • bulldogtragic
    The List Manager
    • Jan 2007
    • 34316
    #1

    Could be worse...

    Dwarf stripper gets bride to be pregnant on her hens night. Husband finds out of infedelity when the baby was born with dwarfism at hospital.

    Story fnet09p2 1227087384484 | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site for latest headlines
    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dwarf-stripper-gets-bridetobe-pregnant-on-her-hens-night/story-fnet09p2-1227087384484
    Story fnet09p2 1227087384484 | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site for latest headlines


    Telling Macca to quit/accepting resignation or telling your husband your baby has dwarfism because you had sex with a dwarf stripper on your hens night so it's not yours...

    Someone hurting and loving at the same time 'a little' more than us. I guess everything in perspective...
    Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023
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    • F'scary
      WOOF Member
      • Dec 2011
      • 4089
      #2
      Re: Could be worse...

      Sounds like a St Kilda story all in all.
      Officially on the Bus-wagon

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        • Sedat
          Hall of Fame
          • Sep 2007
          • 11147
          #3
          Re: Could be worse...

          Was Clint Jones anywhere near the vicinity setting fire to said dwarf?
          "Look at me mate. Look at me. I'm flyin'"

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            • KT31
              Bulldog Team of the Century
              • Jul 2008
              • 5454
              #4
              Re: Could be worse...

              Really I hear Macca is expecting twins and one is Big Wills and the other is Griffs, which has really upset JJ because he thought Macca was loyal to him.
              It's better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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                • 1eyedog
                  Hall of Fame
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 13191
                  #5
                  Re: Could be worse...

                  That is a very interesting way of looking at things BT.
                  But then again, I'm an Internet poster and Bevo is a premiership coach so draw your own conclusions.

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                    • LostDoggy
                      WOOF Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 8307
                      #6
                      Re: Could be worse...

                      Stripper must of been Happy!

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                        • bulldogtragic
                          The List Manager
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 34316
                          #7
                          Re: Could be worse...

                          Originally posted by Murphy Contradicts Law
                          Stripper must of been Happy!
                          Maybe at the time, but he's going to have to pay now. I think it's Kayne West who says "got him for 18 years".
                          Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                            • soupman
                              Bulldog Team of the Century
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 5092
                              #8
                              Re: Could be worse...

                              Originally posted by Murphy Contradicts Law
                              Stripper must of been Happy!
                              I would suggest dopey. Should have used protection.

                              Certainly wasn't bashful.
                              I should leave it alone but you're not right

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                                • comrade
                                  Hall of Fame
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 17932
                                  #9
                                  Re: Could be worse...

                                  Originally posted by soupaman
                                  I would suggest dopey. Should have used protection.

                                  Certainly wasn't bashful.
                                  Bravo.
                                  Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.

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                                    • LostDoggy
                                      WOOF Member
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 8307
                                      #10
                                      Re: Could be worse...

                                      Caleb Daniel has a fall-back career if he doesn't get drafted.

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