The Official WOOF 'Dad Joke' thread.
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Re: The Official WOOF 'Dad Joke' thread.
My wife was giggling uncontrolably with this last night after speaking with her elderly dad, and I did smile while shaking my head... I not sure if it will translate on the Internet, but here goes:
What sort of cheese do you entice a bear out of a cave with?
C'mon Bear.
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The barman gives him a funny look and says "are you a piece of string?"
He replies "no I'm afraid not".
You need to read it aloud to get it but you'll cringe when you do.Comment
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