Dennis Cometti

[BulldogBelle]

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He used that "catch 22" a couple of times.

The only downside to Cometti's wit and humor is McEvany possibly trying to copy him.

When Hill had the ball he made some comment about how he'll be at Rocket's party. I think it has something to do with his bag of tricks. If not then it's just a weird comment.

Am I imagining this or is he trying to be funny?

That wasn't a great attempt by Bruce but it ended up being pretty funny as there was a little dead air and Dennis said "Yes.....??? Wasn't sure where you were going with that!"

[hujsh]

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Watch for if Judd gets a Cox tap or handballs to Kerr accidentally ect. Surely he would have a line about having seen it before

[ledge]

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Last nights quip... something along the lines of the crowd is so vocal, everytime Judd turns around he must think its Heather Mills tagging him.

[hujsh]

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(Reimers wearing orange boots handballs off)

"...and Reimers has found another use for the cones, he's wearing them"

[ledge]

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Thats a pearler Hujsh, love it.

[hujsh]

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Thats a pearler Hujsh, love it.

Stood out as the best joke about his boots yet

[ledge]

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This one was a nice one talking about a certain play when a player seemed to know whats going to happen....... he reads better than tolstoy!

[ledge]

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Poor young Westhoff, Dwayne Russell.... Napoleon Dynamite loolalike, hope his teammates dont listen to that call.

[LostDoggy]

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Great comments, plenty of laughs there.

I heard prob the worst comment from Dwayne Russell today during the Port/Freo game..

Went something along the lines of 'farmer needed some beyonce..to the left to the left but couldnt quite get it'

Thought id mention it in here to show how bad some commentators are compared to the big DEN

[BulldogBelle]

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Robert Walls when Essendon were leading Adelaide -

"Look at all the Adelaide supporters - they've got heads on them like mice and they're all shaking them!"

[LostDoggy]

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Great comments, plenty of laughs there.

I heard prob the worst comment from Dwayne Russell today during the Port/Freo game..

Went something along the lines of 'farmer needed some beyonce..to the left to the left but couldnt quite get it'

Thought id mention it in here to show how bad some commentators are compared to the big DEN

Ohh, I think that's hilarious in a really lame and sad sort of way.

[GetDimmaBack]

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Anyone remember Dennis' "girt by Shaws" line?
Spur of the moment comment, definitely not contrived.

[LostDoggy]

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Ohh, I think that's hilarious in a really lame and sad sort of way.

It's just sad because you know he's thought of it earlier.

[LostDoggy]

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Anyone remember Dennis' "girt by Shaws" line?
Spur of the moment comment, definitely not contrived.

Contrived. He admits all his lines are contrived. He just has to wait for the right moment

[westdog54]

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Contrived. He admits all his lines are contrived. He just has to wait for the right moment

Part of football commentary nowadays is to entertain, and Dennis does it better than any other.