Please Don't Wear Red

[Scraggers]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

1. Get all the red jumpers in existence.
2. Burn them with fire.
3. Dig a big pit.
3a When you think the pit is big enough, double the depth of it.
4. Put the ashes in the pit.
5. Pour more cement than you really need for the job on top of the ashes.
6. Compact it all down.
7. Add more cement.

Rinse and repeat !!

[BulldogBelle]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

I prefer the red. We should have all red.

[LostDoggy]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

Maybe a couple of our guys were confused between the red guernseys and wearing the red vest today?

One or two of them seemed to think they were done for the day a little early.

[Eastdog]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

Ill tolerate the white strip for away games but really he should wear blue shorts for home games and white shorts for away games and have the blue strip mostly.

[hujsh]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

1. Get all the red jumpers in existence.
2. Burn them with fire.
3. Dig a big pit.
3a When you think the pit is big enough, double the depth of it.
4. Put the ashes in the pit.
5. Pour more cement than you really need for the job on top of the ashes.
6. Compact it all down.
7. Add more cement.

Then we need to launch that slab of cement into space. Probably into the sun.

[Rocket Science]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

Then we need to launch that slab of cement into space. Probably into the sun.

...timing the launch so that when impacted, the sun ricochets into the nearest black hole.

via Wikipedia:

"A black hole is a geometrically defined region of spacetime exhibiting such strong gravitational effects that nothing — including particles, electromagnetic radiation such as light and even abominations like the all-red Bulldogs away strip — can escape from inside it."

That might just about do it.

[Flamethrower]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

No red this week. We are wearing our home jumper & shorts.I assume North will wear the same as Sunday v the Dockers.

[SonofScray]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

If we are going to have a red jumper and won't wear it in an away game v Norf, you have to question the value in having it available in the first place. I can't understand how across the AFL the idea of clash jerseys has been so difficult to get a handle on.

[Eastdog]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

If we are going to have a red jumper and won't wear it in an away game v Norf, you have to question the value in having it available in the first place. I can't understand how across the AFL the idea of clash jerseys has been so difficult to get a handle on.

North have quite a bit of white and in their jumper. We should just wear our blue strip with white shorts.

[Webby]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

It seems a lot of people hate the red and a lot of people hate the white.... So why don't we just wear a lighter shade of blue?
See attached. I can't see an issue with anyone of Carlton, Adelaide, Freo, Weagles, Melbourne or Geelong if we simply wear a lighter blue against them. I believe our jumpers were a lighter blue in the 1950's. No problem.

I recall wearing white against Essendon last year. To me that's a shocking overreach..home away.jpg

[Bornadog]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

JUMPER NEWS
Western Bulldogs Twitter Account has confirmed Bulldogs will wear their home jumpers against North Melbourne this Saturday at Etihad Stadium

[Axe Man]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

JUMPER NEWS
Western Bulldogs Twitter Account has confirmed Bulldogs will wear their home jumpers against North Melbourne this Saturday at Etihad Stadium

Our odds for this game have suddenly been slashed!

[Scraggers]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

JUMPER NEWS
Western Bulldogs Twitter Account has confirmed Bulldogs will wear their home jumpers against North Melbourne this Saturday at Etihad Stadium

I think they've been reading WOOF ... I'm proper famous now !!!!

[SonofScray]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

Should be wearing red. Not going to attend now.

(AIHL finals on over the road at the icehouse! Need to get a taste of finals glory before we have our tilt.)

[Bornadog]

Re: Please Don't Wear Red

Should be wearing red. Not going to attend now.

(AIHL finals on over the road at the icehouse! Need to get a taste of finals glory before we have our tilt.)

Get your priorities right son.