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  • hujsh
    Hall of Fame
    • Nov 2007
    • 11829

    #91
    Re: The casual boast thread

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    • westdog54
      Bulldog Team of the Century
      • Jan 2007
      • 6683

      #92
      Re: The casual boast thread

      Originally posted by choconmientay
      Exactly. How we are not number one talk in town is beyond me
      Probably Queensland's fault.

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      • Twodogs
        Moderator
        • Nov 2006
        • 27654

        #93
        Re: The casual boast thread

        Originally posted by westdog54
        Probably Queensland's fault.
        It's always Queensland's fault.
        They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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        • LostDoggy
          WOOF Member
          • Jan 2007
          • 8307

          #94
          Re: The casual boast thread

          Originally posted by bornadog
          God Australia, get your priorities right.
          We probably need to cross reference how many dogs supporters vote for one nation and play pokemon go but I bet not as many as Colonwood..

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          • merantau
            Coaching Staff
            • May 2015
            • 3974

            #95
            Re: The casual boast thread

            Originally posted by PeanutsPeanuts
            In the 20 years since John Elliott referred our tragic history, we have won more flags than Carlton and 3 less wooden spoons (Carlton has 4 spoons in 15 years, as many as we have in our entire histry). Tragic? Pig's arse.

            Up yours big Jack and Collo too.
            I remember that flog making that comment and also when addressing Chris Grant: "Only Carlton people call me Jack." Chris would have been quite within his rights to reply, "There's a lot of names I could call you - arsehole, figjam, tosser - take your pick."
            [URL="http://journals.worldnomads.com/merantau"]http://journals.worldnomads.com/merantau[/URL]
            "It's not about the destination - it's about the trip."

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            • SlimPickens
              Coaching Staff
              • Aug 2010
              • 2929

              #96
              Re: The casual boast thread

              Originally posted by comrade
              Zaine Cordy is a premiership winning CHF. Nick Riewoldt isn't.
              After announcing his retirement today, I just wanted to remind all woofers.
              "Loves a scrap....oh yeah & he's a pretty handy footballer as well"

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              • bulldogtragic
                The List Manager
                • Jan 2007
                • 34316

                #97
                Re: The casual boast thread

                1. We are on top of the ladder
                2. We are 6-0
                3. We are 175.3%
                4. We have the best points for (attack)
                5. We have the best points against (defence)
                6. We have the best start since 1946
                7. We have the second best start to a season ever
                8. We beat three finalists from last year
                9. We best three recent Grand Finalists
                10. We beat North by the highest margin ever
                11. We have the highest score this season (167 points)
                12. We have the lowest score conceded this season (39 points)
                13. We have the full forward with the most goals in a game (Bruce with 10)
                14. Our recent trades are transformational (Bookends Bruce & Keath, Martin ruck)
                15. Treloar is a revelation (1/3 salary paid by Collingwood for 5 years - looks like Pick 30’s or 40’s this year as the cost)
                16. Jamarra (Pick 1) & Schache (Pick 2) are kicking bags in the VFL
                17. Our depth is the best of any club
                18. We still have a first rounder and apparently some salary cap room
                19. We are showing AFEL & Ch7 why they are right to give us TV games
                20. We have good players out, returning soon: Richards, McLean, Williams, Hannan (Dunkley & English ?) etc.
                21. We’ve debuted Treloar, Martin, Scott, McNeil, Sweet. Expect more too (Buku, Jamarra, Hannan etc.)
                22. We’ve won on the fast track of Docklands, wind of Ballarat & cold of Canberra. We are no flat/fast track bullies.
                23. We’ve moved players around (Dale back, English & Hunter more forward)
                24. We have mids hitting the scoreboard regularly (Bonts, Treloar, Libba, Dunkley etc.)
                25. ... We still have improvement in our game and in individual players
                26. ... It’s fun to be us!
                Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                • bulldogtragic
                  The List Manager
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 34316

                  #98
                  Re: The casual boast thread

                  1. We are on top of the ladder
                  2. We are 9-1 (1 owing to one bad half of footy against last year’s Premier)
                  3. We are 161.9%
                  4. We have the best points for (attack)
                  5. We have the best points against (defence)
                  6. We had the best start since 1946. We have equaled our best ever start after 10 Rounds, 9-1, in 1946
                  7. We had the second best start to a season ever
                  8. We beat five finalists from last year (WCE, Coll, Bris, Port, Saints)
                  9. We best three recent Grand Finalists (WCE, Coll, GWS), Two of the Preliminary Finalists Last Year (Bris, Port)
                  10. We beat North by the highest margin ever
                  11. We beat Saints by the highest margin ever
                  12. First time we’ve won by 100+ twice in a season
                  13. We have the highest score this season (167 points, North)
                  14. We have the lowest score conceded this season (33 points, Saints)
                  15. We have the full forward with the most goals in a game (Bruce with 10, who also sits Second in the Coleman Medal, 80%+ accurate)
                  16. Our two KPFs have kicked 57 goals as a pair by 10 Rounds. Bruce 2nd & Naughton 5th in the Coleman
                  17. Our recent trades are transformational (Bookends Bruce (see above), Keath (Best KPD) & Martin ruck, Sweet Development
                  18. Treloar is a revelation (1/3 salary paid by Collingwood for 5 years - looks like Pick High 30’s or Low 40’s this year as the cost)
                  19. Jamarra (Pick 1) & Schache (Pick 2) have been kicking bags in the VFL
                  20. Our depth is the best of any club (Winning without English, Wood, McLean, Dunkley, VDM, Martin, Gardner & Jamarra)
                  21. We still have a first rounder and apparently some salary cap room
                  22. We are showing AFEL & Ch7 why they are right to give us TV games. Allocated maybe a club record 6 Friday Nights only up to R15
                  23. We have good players out, returning in a month or less: English, Richards, McLean, Martin, Wood & VDM
                  24. We’ve debuted Treloar, Martin, Hannan, Scott, McNeil, Sweet, Khamis (7). Only Jamarra, Garcia & Bedendo yet to debut.
                  25. We’ve won on the fast track of Docklands, wind of Ballarat, cold of Canberra, Adelaide Oval. We are no flat/fast track bullies.
                  26. We’ve moved players around (Dale back, English, JJ & Hunter more forward)
                  27. We have mids hitting the scoreboard regularly (Bonts, Treloar, Libba, Dunkley etc.)
                  28. Macrae broke the all-time record for starting a season 30+ touches (All 10 Games, and still counting)
                  29. Libba broke the all-time record for 12+ Clearances in a row (14 Games)
                  30. Weightman looks every bit the goods
                  31. ... We still have improvement in our game and in individual players, and pressure for spots as injuries clear up.
                  32. ... It’s amazingly fun to be us!
                  Last edited by bulldogtragic; 22-05-2021, 10:10 PM.
                  Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                  • Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
                    Bulldog Team of the Century
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 8896

                    #99
                    Re: The casual boast thread

                    Originally posted by bulldogtragic
                    1. We are on top of the (live) ladder
                    2. We are 8-1 (1 owing to one bad half of footy)
                    3. We are 146.9%
                    4. We have the best points for (attack)
                    5. We have the best points against (defence)
                    6. We had the best start since 1946
                    7. We had the second best start to a season ever
                    8. We beat four finalists from last year (WCE, GWS, Bris, Port)
                    9. We best three recent Grand Finalists, Two of the Preliminary Finalists Last Year (Bris, Port)
                    10. We beat North by the highest margin ever
                    11. We have the highest score this season (167 points)
                    12. We have the lowest score conceded this season (39 points)
                    13. We have the full forward with the most goals in a game (Bruce with 10, who also sits Second on League Leaderboard)
                    14. Our recent trades are transformational (Bookends Bruce (see above), Keath (Best KPD) & Martin ruck, Sweet Development
                    15. Treloar is a revelation (1/3 salary paid by Collingwood for 5 years - looks like Pick High 30’s or Low 40’s this year as the cost)
                    16. Jamarra (Pick 1) & Schache (Pick 2) are kicking bags in the VFL
                    17. Our depth is the best of any club (Winning without English, Hunter, McLean, Dunkley, VDM, Martin, Gardner & Jamarra)
                    18. We still have a first rounder and apparently some salary cap room
                    19. We are showing AFEL & Ch7 why they are right to give us TV games. Allocated maybe a club record 6 Friday Nights only up to R15
                    20. We have good players out, returning in a month or less: English, Richards, McLean, Martin, VDM & Hunter
                    21. We’ve debuted Treloar, Martin, Hannan, Scott, McNeil, Sweet, Khamis (7). Only Jamarra, Garcia & Bedendo yet to debut.
                    22. We’ve won on the fast track of Docklands, wind of Ballarat, cold of Canberra, Adelaide Oval. We are no flat/fast track bullies.
                    23. We’ve moved players around (Dale back, English, JJ & Hunter more forward)
                    24. We have mids hitting the scoreboard regularly (Bonts, Treloar, Libba, Dunkley etc.)
                    25. ... We still have improvement in our game and in individual players, and pressure for spots as injuries clear up.
                    26. ... It’s fun to be us!
                    This better age well......

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                    • bulldogtragic
                      The List Manager
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 34316

                      Re: The casual boast thread

                      Originally posted by Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
                      This better age well......
                      These are facts. Nothing more.

                      The media allege soft draws, not beaten anyone any good, question if we can win away from docklands, what are we really doing, ya da ya da ya da.

                      These facts seem to indicate that these questions have been answered.
                      Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                      • jeemak
                        Bulldog Legend
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 21579

                        Re: The casual boast thread

                        Excellent work. We might just let you stay full time if you keep this up.
                        TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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                        • The Adelaide Connection
                          Coaching Staff
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 2739

                          Re: The casual boast thread

                          Celebrating in a huge way. Probably going to hurt a lot tomorrow.

                          Wtf? We won!

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                          • EasternWest
                            Bulldog Team of the Century
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 9993

                            Re: The casual boast thread

                            Where is Greystache anyway?
                            "It's over. It's all over."

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                            • chef
                              Hall of Fame
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 14581

                              Re: The casual boast thread

                              Originally posted by EasternWest
                              Where is Greystache anyway?
                              Was going to ask the same thing
                              The curse is dead.

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                              • Bornadog
                                WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 66114

                                Re: The casual boast thread

                                Originally posted by EasternWest
                                Where is Greystache anyway?
                                who cares
                                FFC: Established 1883

                                Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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