Ugliest footballers

[hujsh]

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Roughhead sure has a rough head.

[ledge]

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This is horrible, but i'ver seriously come up with a list in my head now!

The Ablett family.
Barry Hall.
Gehrig. Make it the majority of the St Kilda team (Excluding Dal Santo, of course)
Jake King.

I could go on, but I think i've been cruel enough!

Yeah Gary jnr isnt helping the cause with the haircut

[gohardorgohome]

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Here is the great Robert Scratcher Neale

[LostDoggy]

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The King
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When it comes to speaking
Of footy’s ugliest mugs
There really is no shortage
Of some pugnacious thugs

Or some good honest triers
Whose looks have gone quite errant
Even some quite crackin’ players
With unfortunately mismatchin' parents

Lest we still our mocking,
Of the Rough, the Tough, the Ugly,
Let’s start with Buddha Hocking
Whom we’ll call “the-Fugly”.

The Danihers were Conifers
Richo’s head’s a pillow
Danny Southern’s tempestuous locks
Makes Jacko almost (but not quite) yumm-o

Gary Ablett looks a muppett,
Father’s like his son(s)
Dermie’s hair gets caught on carpets,
Walks like he’s got the run(s)

Bradshaw’s head’s shaped
Like a brick;
And verily anaemic,
is merry Old Saint Nick.

Coxy’s often poxy
And Cooney’s quite impugny;
McPhee's cert'nly no beauty
And Foley is a moley.

Fevola’s a Corolla
That’s backed into a ute;
Platten’s a first-run Barina,
Our E.J. was no beaut

Eagle’s bald
And Granty’s Auld
And Johnno is no Smithy,

Jezza was a mess-a
And Big Bad Bazza –
Well, the less said of the better;

But when all is said and done,
When all is done and dusted,
With all the final ballots finished
When all the votes are counted,

Then will the fat lady rise to sing
“The King,” she says to all,
“The King” she sings, “is Ling! Is Ling!”
The King, she sings, is Ling!

[ledge]

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Very well done Lantern you obviously study boofheads.

[camwoof]

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Josh Thurgood who was on Hawthorn's list was not the prettiest footballer getting around.

[always right]

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McPhee almost has bolts coming out of his neck...as does Roughhead.

I recall Alan Daniels being descibed as having "a face like a crumbling brick". Always liked that one.

[Missing-Dog]

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Bluey Hampshire had a head like a medieval helmet

Ha ha

[Missing-Dog]

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Shane Loveless.

[Tugun Goalsneak]

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What about Sav Rocca? He was so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped his mother!

[ledge]

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Wonder if Laurie Sandilands will get a mention, seem to be going the tall good marking players, what you think Tugun?

[Tugun Goalsneak]

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Wonder if Laurie Sandilands will get a mention, seem to be going the tall good marking players, what you think Tugun?

Laurie Sandilands was best described as "Ruggedly handsome" To imply that he was in any way ugly would be to describe the whole Western Suburbs population as Ugly - You brute! What he may have lacked in Facial symmetry he made up for in classical elbows to opponents groins, backhanders to their jaws, knees to their buttocks etc. How could he EVER be considered less than poetry in motion?

[1eyedog]

Re: Ugliest footballers

The King
----------

When it comes to speaking
Of footy’s ugliest mugs
There really is no shortage
Of some pugnacious thugs

Or some good honest triers
Whose looks have gone quite errant
Even some quite crackin’ players
With unfortunately mismatchin' parents

Lest we still our mocking,
Of the Rough, the Tough, the Ugly,
Let’s start with Buddha Hocking
Whom we’ll call “the-Fugly”.

The Danihers were Conifers
Richo’s head’s a pillow
Danny Southern’s tempestuous locks
Makes Jacko almost (but not quite) yumm-o

Gary Ablett looks a muppett,
Father’s like his son(s)
Dermie’s hair gets caught on carpets,
Walks like he’s got the run(s)

Bradshaw’s head’s shaped
Like a brick;
And verily anaemic,
is merry Old Saint Nick.

Coxy’s often poxy
And Cooney’s quite impugny;
McPhee is cert'nly no beauty
And Foley is a moley.

Fevola’s a Corolla
That’s backed into a ute;
Platten’s a first-run Barina,
Our E.J. was no beaut

Eagle’s bald
And Granty’s Auld
And Johnno is no Smithy,

Jezza was a mess-a
And Big Bad Bazza –
Well, the less said of the better;

But when all is said and done,
When all is done and dusted,
With all the final ballots finished
When all the votes are counted,

Then will the fat lady rise to sing
“The King,” she says to all,
“The King” she sings, “is Ling! Is Ling!”
The King, she sings, is Ling!

One word, Brilliant.

[Bumper Bulldogs]

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Brendan Goodard @ the Saints

Ian Williams/ Brad Hardy from the Dogs

[Crizza]

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Sav Rocca was mentioned before but it is unfair to not mention Anthony as he should be on this list too.

Bruce Doull should also get a mention