100 Posts

[Mofra]

There are a multitude of serious posts here, despite the fact nobody could possibly care I thought I'd start a thread with a useless fact to celebrate post 100.

You can't lick your own elbow.

Feel free to post a useless fact in reply.

[southerncross]

Re: 100 Posts

There are a multitude of serious posts here, despite the fact nobody could possibly care I thought I'd start a thread with a useless fact to celebrate post 100.

You can't lick your own elbow.

Feel free to post a useless fact in reply.

Congratulations Mofra Here's to 100 more

[LostDoggy]

Re: 100 Posts

Congratulations Mofra and here come the police horses.
I remember the early days of BF when these sort of milestones were proudly announced all the time.

[Dry Rot]

Re: 100 Posts

Well done Mofra.

However, I have just dislocated my shoulder and wrenched my neck trying to lick my elbow.

[Bornadog]

Re: 100 Posts

Well done , keep contributing in a forum where people are friendly and don't abuse each other, unlike some forums.

[Bulldog Revolution]

Re: 100 Posts

Well done , keep contributing in a forum where people are friendly and don't abuse each other, unlike some forums.

Agreed - nor do we sack the entire playing list after we lose, or trade all our good players after a loss - because these are not realistic solutions for winning a premiership

Congrats Mofra

[Go_Dogs]

Re: 100 Posts

BF hides the post count though, so you never know how many you have!

Congrats Morfa, my only complaint is you don't post here more often.

[LostDoggy]

Re: 100 Posts

I am sitting at my desk looking ridiculous trying to lick my elbow. Mofra - you are quite right!

Maybe I always look ridiculous sitting at my desk ...

[Mofra]

Re: 100 Posts

Cheers all, now thinking of another useless fact to reply with.

Richard Branson is dyslexic, how's that?

[Missing-Dog]

Re: 100 Posts

This is a tragedy.

All of these posters who have unlicked elbows.

I know I dont post often here - but I read it three times a day - It is such serious footy talk that I am happy to just listen.

However, there is clearly an opportunity for me to provide some assistance.

I am available to lick the elbow of any poster who is unable to find someone to lick their elbow for them.

Congrats on the 100th post too.

And did you know that the capybara (a large south american amphibious mammal) is the largest member of the cavey family, which makes it a great big underwater guinea pig.

Thanks

fdotm.

[Twodogs]

Re: 100 Posts

And did you know that the capybara (a large south american amphibious mammal) is the largest member of the cavey family, which makes it a great big underwater guinea pig.

I knew that. It's also the largest rodent on the planet.



Rodents are really interesting.

[Mofra]

Re: 100 Posts

I am available to lick the elbow of any poster who is unable to find someone to lick their elbow for them.

It's true - now how the hell did you get into my house?

Harry Houdini was the first person to lay claim to flying a heavier than air powered flying craft in Australia.

[Twodogs]

Re: 100 Posts

Harry Houdini was the first person to lay claim to flying a heavier than air powered flying craft in Australia.

At Bacchus Marsh.


Cows cant walk down stairs-something to do with their hips locking up.

[Dry Rot]

Re: 100 Posts

Rodents are really interesting.

Particularly to my late great cat Pussyman - who bagged 22 of them, according to my rodent ace scoreboard on the fridge.

[Mofra]

Re: 100 Posts

Cows cant walk down stairs-something to do with their hips locking up.

On the animal theme, Dolphins are supposedly the only other animals (besides humans) who have sex for pleasure.

Disclaimer: Leg-humping puppies do not count.