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[Twodogs]

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Particularly to my late great cat Pussyman - who bagged 22 of them, according to my rodent ace scoreboard on the fridge.

I've got to get a cat. Mice are overrunning my house.



Pussyman would have been ideal.

[Twodogs]

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On the animal theme, Dolphins are supposedly the only other animals (besides humans) who have sex for pleasure.

Disclaimer: Leg-humping puppies do not count.

Yeah I've read that. Wonder how they quantify that feeling?

[westdog54]

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Again on animals, Gorillas cannot swim.

[Mofra]

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Again with the animals, if you cut most starfish in half, the halves will grow into two seperate starfish.

(Do you think this could work on Johnno? Might want to experiment on a fringe player first)

[W W Biscuit]

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Again with the animals, if you cut most starfish in half, the halves will grow into two seperate starfish.

(Do you think this could work on Johnno? Might want to experiment on a fringe player first)

LOL!!

Anyone on the boards seen a rather old Scottish flick called Gregory's Girl? One of the hapless young male characters tries to pick up lasses using trivia like this.

Example: Sidles up to an extremely attractive young girl in the canteen and says, rather excitedly, "Did you know that when you sneeze, the snot comes out of your nose at one hundred miles an hour?"

[Mofra]

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Example: Sidles up to an extremely attractive young girl in the canteen and says, rather excitedly, "Did you know that when you sneeze, the snot comes out of your nose at one hundred miles an hour?"

That would probably work as well as my favourite:

"You know, you don't sweat much for a fat chick!"

PS The smallest bones in the human body are in the ear

[Missing-Dog]

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LOL!!

Anyone on the boards seen a rather old Scottish flick called Gregory's Girl? One of the hapless young male characters tries to pick up lasses using trivia like this.

Example: Sidles up to an extremely attractive young girl in the canteen and says, rather excitedly, "Did you know that when you sneeze, the snot comes out of your nose at one hundred miles an hour?"

Starring Clare Grogan lead singer of Altered Images.

Those were heady days!

Unlike Gorillas, sloths are excellent swimmers.

[Twodogs]

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Starring Clare Grogan lead singer of Altered Images.

Great film and my first exposure to a running gag. For no reason at all a person in a penguin costume occasionaly wanders into shot only to be told they are in the wong room. Poinless, infantile and full of exposition and I loved it.

Unlike Gorillas, sloths are excellent swimmers.

The classic three toed sloth only ever comes down from its tree, thus exposing itself to predators, to defacate. No-one knows why.