The official Sam Reid/Daniel Currie Memorial Eker Thread

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  • jeemak
    Bulldog Legend
    • Oct 2010
    • 21589

    Re: The official Sam Reid/Daniel Currie Memorial Eker Thread

    I saw the poster's name and knew this was coming. Awesome stuff.
    TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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    • merantau
      Coaching Staff
      • May 2015
      • 3977

      Re: The official Sam Reid/Daniel Currie Memorial Eker Thread

      When the Earth ceases it's perambulators around our Mother Star the reign of Big Dan Currie will still be undiminished. The unapproachable, without peer, Emperor of Ekers your place in history is safe and assured.

      ODE TO DANIEL CURRIE

      Will the game ever produce another Daniel Currie?
      Not on your life mate, not in a hurry
      Eleven years in the system, ten games all told
      The Emperor of Ekers, an eker rolled gold.

      A Northern Knights product of imposing size
      2006 saw his star on the rise
      Snapped up by the Swans with pick 49
      A promising future was sure looking fine.

      But what started out well soon turned to muck
      Our two metre hero ran out of luck
      The injury curse raised its ugly head
      And, more often than not he was prostrate in bed.

      A shoulder, a hamstring, an elbow and more
      One Monday at training he walked into a door!
      Tonsillitis, encephalitis, toothache, a break
      And a bout of the flu that he just couldn't shake.

      In addition to this he faced stiff competition
      Mike Pike and The Mummy occupied his position
      So four years at the Swans yeilded sweet bugger all
      So our out of luck hero prepared for the fall.

      In 2012 he was rejected by all
      Seems no one wanted a lumbering tall
      But was he dejected, was he dismayed?
      No! Our hero transferred to - North Adelaide!

      A spell in the SANFL was just the
      right move
      Big Daniel Currie rediscovered his groove
      Some stellar performances, huge stats and some goals
      Recruiters came sniffing
      Dan's on a roll

      2013, at pick 56,
      Saw Dan heading home
      To peddle his tricks

      Snapped up by the Roos
      His heart full of hope
      This time he'd make it
      Or ... he'd go broke

      He gave it his best shot
      And made his debut
      He'd spent seven long years
      Marooned in the queue

      But four games in three years
      Was a meager return
      For a big guy with heart
      And desire to burn

      Rejected, unwanted? No you are wrong!
      For the Suns came a calling
      He'd have to learn
      A new song!

      Two years on the Gold Coast
      Saw improvement of sorts
      Six games and three goals
      And some injuries ... of course!

      So now the curtain's come down
      On Dan Currie's 4 club career
      Eleven years, ten games and six goals in all
      Not a bad strike rate for a lumbering tall.

      He's left the arena without much a do
      Unheralded, he's bowed out, an eker true blue
      His career has ended without fanfare or fuss
      And the Suns have thrown him under a bus

      But comrades stand fast, take heart and keep trust
      Daniel Currie: - forever remembered by ekerists like us

      He fought the good fight
      His effort never diminished
      Now, King of the Ekers
      Your time - it is finished.

      Vale Daniel Currie
      Will we ever see the like of him again?
      Last edited by merantau; 18-11-2017 at 08:37 AM.
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      • Axe Man
        Hall of Fame
        • Nov 2008
        • 11024

        Re: The official Sam Reid/Daniel Currie Memorial Eker Thread

        Not sure if he's been mentioned in here previously but our ex Joel Hamling is putting quietly together a fine eker career as a non-ruck.

        With the news he has been delisted by the Swans but will be re-drafted in the rookie draft it will see him embark on a 14th season in 2025 with just 91 games to his name.

        An average of just 7 games per season across his 13 years on an AFL list is some nice ekeing, even with several of those seasons at Freo cruelled by injury.

        Four different clubs and now twice delisted are some of the classic hallmarks of a quality eker. Of course he is one of the rarest types of eker - the Premiership eker.

        If it wasn't for those 62 games across his first 3 seasons at Freo he would be hall of fame bound.

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        • macca
          Coaching Staff
          • Sep 2007
          • 2352

          Re: The official Sam Reid/Daniel Currie Memorial Eker Thread

          Extraodinary Career, here is breakdown in last 5 years.

          Freo
          2020 0
          2021 1
          2022 1
          2023 4

          Syd
          2024 0
          2025 potential rerookie by Sydney

          Keep going strong Joel!

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          • jazzadogs
            Bulldog Team of the Century
            • Oct 2008
            • 5583

            Re: The official Sam Reid/Daniel Currie Memorial Eker Thread

            Originally posted by macca
            Extraodinary Career, here is breakdown in last 5 years.

            Freo
            2020 0
            2021 1
            2022 1
            2023 4

            Syd
            2024 0
            2025 potential rerookie by Sydney

            Keep going strong Joel!
            Even in 2016 he only played 12 games, and got lucky that he was the first (and right) choice at the right time of year. He only came back in to the side in round 19!

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            • merantau
              Coaching Staff
              • May 2015
              • 3977

              Re: The official Sam Reid/Daniel Currie Memorial Eker Thread

              A 7 year 83 game career with four different clubs - and a GF appearance.

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              • Mofra
                Hall of Fame
                • Dec 2006
                • 14870

                Luke Lowden from Hawthorn may have been overlooked already.
                8 years in the AFL system for just one game. Elite Ekerism.
                Western Bulldogs: 2016 Premiers

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