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  • westdog54
    Bulldog Team of the Century
    • Jan 2007
    • 6686

    #91
    Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

    Originally posted by Greystache
    That amused me far more than it should have.

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    • The Doctor
      Coaching Staff
      • Jan 2007
      • 3702

      #92
      Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

      Originally posted by Mantis

      And it starts at the top and Cricket Australia's decision in to create the KFC Big Bash has ruined our test team. Time for James Sutherland to get the arse and time for our country to focus on whats important... Test cricket.
      Agree

      Absolute flog of an administrator.
      Listening to Brahm's 3rd Racket

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      • comrade
        Hall of Fame
        • Jun 2008
        • 17945

        #93
        Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

        Let's watch Watson plant his front foot down the wicket every ball until he gets given out LBW.

        He is relentless.
        Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.

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        • Greystache
          Bulldog Team of the Century
          • Dec 2009
          • 9775

          #94
          Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

          Originally posted by comrade
          Let's watch Watson plant his front foot down the wicket every ball until he gets given out LBW and then burns a review trying to get it overturned.

          He is relentless.
          Edited it for you.
          [COLOR="#FF0000"][B]Western Bulldogs:[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="#0000CD"][B]We exist to win premierships[/B][/COLOR]

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          • bulldogtragic
            The List Manager
            • Jan 2007
            • 34316

            #95
            Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

            Originally posted by comrade
            Let's watch Watson plant his front foot down the wicket every ball until he gets given out LBW.

            He is relentless.
            And engages a ridiculous review with no hope...
            Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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            • bulldogtragic
              The List Manager
              • Jan 2007
              • 34316

              #96
              Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

              Jinx
              Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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              • comrade
                Hall of Fame
                • Jun 2008
                • 17945

                #97
                Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords



                REVIEWING WATSON

                Shane Watson’s ESPNcricinfo profile is smiling at me. It shouldn’t be. It should be looking sheepish. It should be apologising. It should be trying to show me that he’s changed, that he’s learnt and that in the future things will get better.

                I don’t know how you convey that in a picture, but Shane Watson needs to learn it. But Shane Watson doesn’t learn, does he.

                If he was a learner, he might not put his front foot in the exact same place every single delivery. If he was a learner, he might not continually fail to turn starts into bigger scores. If he was a learner, he would not decide to review decisions based on no actual evidence.

                There is no current player in world cricket who should understand the Laws of lbw more than Shane Watson. Shane Watson is a walking lbw against seam bowling. That massive trunk he calls a leg slams down in front of off stump and dares bowlers to hit it. And they do. Even in a game where he goes out in another way, or dominates the attack, they hit his pad repeatedly.

                He should know the Laws inside and out. He should, just by feel of where the ball hits him, now know whether he is out or not. I mean his leg never moves, so he’s more reliable than the blue stripe on the pitch or any weapon technology that a TV company can pay for. He is the constant.

                And yet, he never seems to believe it is even possible for him to be out lbw. This was his sixth review of such a dismissal. That is six times Shane Watson has believed he will overturn the umpire’s decision on a form of dismissal that he is out to almost 30% of the time. Does he think his pad is being picked on, or does he really just not understand the Laws of the game?

                Or is it the playing conditions of the game?

                Thanks to Charlotte Edwards, even the Queen now understands DRS. Yet it seems that to Shane Watson it is a mystery. To get a decision overturned on an lbw, the ball needs to be missing the stumps completely, hitting 100% outside the line of off stump or to have pitched outside leg stump.

                Being that Watson’s kind of lbws never really include the leg side, he has picked the two 100% rules of the DRS to overcome. That is stupid. And to do it more than once, twice or even thrice, is unprofessional and egotistical. We’ve all seen the Hawk Eye, it’s like that digital ball always nicks the stumps, no matter what the situation. So taking that on seems joyless.

                And as for being outside the line of off stump, Watson should know that the chances are if you put your foot in the same place every single time, your leg isn’t about to be outside off stump that one time. Watson could even just look at the hole on the pitch he has made from the repetitive footprints to double check.

                Now even if, as Darren Lehmann has said, that Chris Rogers told Watson to review it – that may have happened, even if it didn’t look like it when watching the incident happen – none of this changes the fact that Watson clearly wanted to review it, he’s a senior player who was hit dead in front, it is his responsibility to the team to choose the best option.

                If you’ve never seen a batsman use a review based purely on his own ego, you’ve not watched modern cricket. But to do it so often and recklessly with so little chance of redemption in a team with more managers and staff than a Tina Turner gig is nowhere near good enough. Australia should be better, Shane Watson should be better.

                When you have a weak batting side, you need to use your reviews smartly. Overturning lbws that you haven’t smashed onto your pads is not smart. The follow on effect from a shockingly idiotic review is that the next person doesn’t want to use the review for fear of using both of them. So Chris Rogers, who could have gone about his quiet quirky accumulation on his home pitch, was instead sent off the field confused having missed one of the worst balls to get a wicket in Test cricket history.

                All the reviews were gone by the time Michael Clarke came in.

                This pitiful batting performance reminds us again just how ordinary Australia’s batting line-up is. It doesn’t need a batsman using a review based on the fact that he simply cannot believe he might be out lbw.

                That was the review of a petulant child not a 32-year-old veteran of world cricket.

                Some ex players leapt to his defence when Pat Howard said: “I know Shane reasonably well – I think he acts in the best interests of the team – sometimes.” Those same players would find it hard to defend Watson on grounds he was acting in the best interests of the team. He was hit plumb in front of the stumps. Rogers seemed to tell him not to refer it. The English players openly laughed at him as he referred it. Yet, Watson still did.

                This is a man who has dominated world tournaments. Who can bowl immaculate dry spells. Who has a safe pair of hands. Who can change the shape of a match in so many ways.

                But Shane Watson is a Test opener with an average of 35. He regularly gets out in the same way. He has tried to retire from bowling a few times. He was suspended while vice-captain. He has issues with his captain. He bowled in the IPL after stating he wouldn’t bowl in Tests. And he uses reviews in a way that does not help his side.

                It’s hard to be on his side.

                Shane Watson may have the natural skills and confidence to win Australia Test matches, but he has the behaviour and results of a man who virtually never has.

                Since I first heard his name, I’ve wanted to believe in Shane Watson. But in Test cricket he’s a myth. And he can review my findings if he wants, but right at this moment, I’m pretty sure the evidence backs me up.
                Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.

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                • bulldogtragic
                  The List Manager
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 34316

                  #98
                  Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                  ^ cop that Watto.
                  Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                  • comrade
                    Hall of Fame
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 17945

                    #99
                    Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                    Originally posted by bulldogtragic
                    ^ cop that Watto.
                    Yep, can't disagree with any of it. Very good blog, actually.
                    Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.

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                    • Greystache
                      Bulldog Team of the Century
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 9775

                      Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                      Originally posted by comrade
                      let's watch watson plant his front foot down the wicket every ball until he gets given out lbw.

                      He is relentless.
                      bingo!!
                      [COLOR="#FF0000"][B]Western Bulldogs:[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="#0000CD"][B]We exist to win premierships[/B][/COLOR]

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                      • comrade
                        Hall of Fame
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 17945

                        Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                        Originally posted by Greystache
                        bingo!!
                        It's hilarious, in a way.

                        Has there ever been a bigger ego propped up by such a pathetic record?
                        Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.

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                        • LostDoggy
                          WOOF Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 8307

                          Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                          At least he didn't review it!

                          Now we have to watch Usman... I'd bring on Swann first change just for the lol factor. Horrid player of spin.

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                          • Mantis
                            Hall of Fame
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 15340

                            Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                            Originally posted by comrade

                            Has there ever been a bigger ego propped up by such a pathetic record?
                            Ummm... Ummmm... No.

                            But isn't he our great white hope?

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                            • Bornadog
                              WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 66294

                              Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                              They will be all out by lunch the way things are going
                              FFC: Established 1883

                              Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                              • LostDoggy
                                WOOF Member
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 8307

                                Re: 2nd Test Australia England at Lords

                                This is awful. Watching footy and cricket is hard (emotional) work at the moment!

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