I can't believe it might be Butters

[Axe Man]

I saw him at the Whitten Oval. Not sure about anything else.

I saw Butters and Bont in the closet at Whitten Oval making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

[The Adelaide Connection]

I think he means parmi.

I always liked spelling it Parmy.

I am no marketing specialist, but I bet if you asked them Parmigiana’s would collectively think Parmy (parmi) was better sounding and better for their brand.

Parma sounds like what they called a thing in your Great-grandmothers era.

I want to get in before the admins delete my account and say thanks for everything and wish everyone the best. Also pot is a stupid name for any size beer. Also take care.

[Axe Man]

I always liked spelling it Parmy.

I am no marketing specialist, but I bet if you asked them Parmigiana’s would collectively think Parmy (parmi) was better sounding and better for their brand.

Parma sounds like what they called a thing in your Great-grandmothers era.

I want to get in before the admins delete my account and say thanks for everything and wish everyone the best. Also pot is a stupid name for any size beer. Also take care.

Look I'm not too fussed by the parma/parmi thing but I can't seriously take any opinion on beer sizes from a state that has schooners and pints that are a different size to every other state and territory in Australia!

[dukedog]

I saw Butters and Bont in the closet at Whitten Oval making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

im not sure i believe this. What colour was the babies eyes? and what number was it wearing.

how did it go from "making babies" to a full grown baby within what you describe as a few minutes. You must be a journo

[Twodogs]

Yeah way too hot to do that. If he does it will be at 2 am with balaclavas.

That way he can blend in with all the other people wandering around West Footscray wearing balaclavas at 2am

[Axe Man]

im not sure i believe this. What colour was the babies eyes? and what number was it wearing.

how did it go from "making babies" to a full grown baby within what you describe as a few minutes. You must be a journo

You're overthinking it, but check with Ralph Wiggum if you want answers.

[The Adelaide Connection]

Butters allegedly playing golf with a few Essendon boys today. There is talk that the Bombers are going hard at Ken Hinkley and that has got the fans stirred up.

On a tangent, there were rumours that we wanted Boak for a role weren't there? Hopefully that eventuates- he has referenced Boak a lot (as someone he is close to and a real mentor) over the years.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like we are in the mix but he has a similar offer via a few clubs (including Collingwood and Carlton).

He will spend a month holidaying overseas before making a call on his plans for 2026, when he hopes to assume a role he admits is currently “kind of a made-up position within a footy environment”.
“I want to coach the athlete, not the footballer, and coach the athletes to be a really good footballer in terms of how to prepare using mindset, performance-based work,” he said.
“It’s something that I really enjoyed in the latter part of my career – to really understand what kind of level you have to get to be a really good athlete to then go out and be a footballer.”