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  • LostDoggy
    WOOF Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 8307

    Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

    An interesting article on The Conversation:

    The notice of charges by the AFL against Essendon Football Club has been published, and we have dealt elsewhere with some of the facts of the matter. But some harder questions remain. What does this list…


    Specifically this part:
    A curious detail: one of the disputed allegations is that high-performance coach Dean Robinson provided coach James Hird with Melanotan II – a drug which is unapproved for human use and causes melanogenesis (or tanning) and a range of side-effects.

    The section in the report describing Hird suffering side-effects is redacted – which may have something to do with the fact that Melanotan-II produces spontaneous erections.


    The article references this study: http://www.jurology.com/article/S002...903-3/abstract

    In 8 of 10 men treated with Melanotan-II clinically apparent erections developed. Mean duration of tip rigidity greater than 80% was 38.0 minutes with Melanotan-II

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    • Twodogs
      Administrator
      • Nov 2006
      • 27645

      Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

      Originally posted by Dry Rot
      Yeah, and he is a good hater. However, from what I've seen I'd expect Gillard to be charged and do time.


      If Gillard was charged there would be a lot of nervous lawyers around. Pretty much every lawyer has done what Gillard is accused of doing. Personally I think it's a can of worms that nobody wants opened.
      They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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      • comrade
        Hall of Fame
        • Jun 2008
        • 17821

        Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

        Originally posted by BornAScragger
        An interesting article on The Conversation:

        The notice of charges by the AFL against Essendon Football Club has been published, and we have dealt elsewhere with some of the facts of the matter. But some harder questions remain. What does this list…


        Specifically this part:




        The article references this study: http://www.jurology.com/article/S002...903-3/abstract
        Tip rigidity FTW.
        Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.

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        • Topdog
          Bulldog Team of the Century
          • Jan 2007
          • 7457

          Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

          Ah now I know what the press conference is for. Hird probably just wants to tell everyone that he had 38 minute erections before the drugs.
          Last edited by Topdog; 23-08-2013, 05:16 PM.

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          • LostDoggy
            WOOF Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 8307

            Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

            I think Hird is just going to be focused on getting it up for the Carlton game this weekend.

            The charges against him are a bit stiff, to be honest.

            (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

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            • SonofScray
              Coaching Staff
              • Apr 2008
              • 4127

              Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

              He wants to stick it up the AFL.
              Time and Tide Waits For No Man

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              • Greystache
                Bulldog Team of the Century
                • Dec 2009
                • 9775

                Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                It's going hard this weekend for Hird, with all the things that have been popping up during the week, but if he can stiffen up the backline, develop something solid in the middle area, and be firm with his players they should be able to perform.
                [COLOR="#FF0000"][B]Western Bulldogs:[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="#0000CD"][B]We exist to win premierships[/B][/COLOR]

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                • LostDoggy
                  WOOF Member
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 8307

                  Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                  Article in the Australian contained information almost certainly leaked from Hird and his lawyers that the redacted part referred to the tanning agent - apparently Hird was supposed to take Melatonin for help sleeping not Melanotan II. Either way all this spin from both angles is getting annoying.

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                  • 1eyedog
                    Hall of Fame
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 13119

                    Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                    Expect every Essendon player to be spreading for the fat side of the ground tomorrow.
                    But then again, I'm an Internet poster and Bevo is a premiership coach so draw your own conclusions.

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                    • Go_Dogs
                      Hall of Fame
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 10060

                      Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                      Originally posted by Greystache
                      It's going hard this weekend for Hird, with all the things that have been popping up during the week, but if he can stiffen up the backline, develop something solid in the middle area, and be firm with his players they should be able to perform.
                      Straight bat, well played.
                      Have you heard Butters wants to come to the Dogs?

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                      • LostDoggy
                        WOOF Member
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 8307

                        Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                        Originally posted by Greystache
                        It's going hard this weekend for Hird, with all the things that have been popping up during the week, but if he can stiffen up the backline, develop something solid in the middle area, and be firm with his players they should be able to perform.
                        Gold!

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                        • bulldogsthru&thru
                          Bulldog Team of the Century
                          • May 2011
                          • 7612

                          Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                          Reports of a peace deal from the AFL to essendon. Hird will be forced to stand-down. They lose all points from THIS season but RETAIN THEIR DRAFT PICKS. Absolute slap on the wrist if true. Getting away with murder

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                          • Remi Moses
                            WOOF Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 14785

                            Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                            Originally posted by Twodogs
                            If Gillard was charged there would be a lot of nervous lawyers around. Pretty much every lawyer has done what Gillard is accused of doing. Personally I think it's a can of worms that nobody wants opened.
                            That's exactly what I gathered from it as well.
                            There's a lot of Gillard Hate from the Sydney shock jocks
                            "Father died of shame" was the most reprehensible comment of all time.

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                            • Bornadog
                              WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 65579

                              Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                              Originally posted by Dry Rot
                              Yeah, and he is a good hater. However, from what I've seen I'd expect Gillard to be charged and do time.
                              Absolutely no way.
                              FFC: Established 1883

                              Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                              • Remi Moses
                                WOOF Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 14785

                                Re: AFL targets Essendon Royalty

                                Originally posted by bornadog
                                Absolutely no way.
                                The only person who should do time is that repulsive shock jock.
                                The one that always needs to visit the amenities of parks late at night.

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